Tumblr (3.0; @daanyell)http://daanyell.tumblr.com/Me: Hello?<br /> Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?<br /> Me: I have no mother.<br /> Her: Well can I speak to your father?<br /> Me: Yeah, which one?<br /> Her: Which one is home?<br /> Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.<br /> Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?<br /> Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.<br /> Her: So who's Antonio?<br /> Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.<br /> Her: So Carlos was cheating?<br /> Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.<br /> Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?<br /> Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.<br /> Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?<br /> Me: I never said that.<br /> Her: Yes, yes you did!<br /> Me: No I didn't.<br /> Her: Y-yes! You did!<br /> Me: Did what?<br /> Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.<br /> http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/51028016919http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/51028016919Tue, 21 May 2013 14:02:50 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ab9ed853bebd8bb83be2e16ebdc9b03/tumblr_mlzrc9KTHj1rt5pgfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/51027508899http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/51027508899Tue, 21 May 2013 13:56:19 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5852d91d2681c0e923ace3679c47ac96/tumblr_mmsqxamYIp1qhgis6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bergdorfprincess.tumblr.com/post/50426363056/instagram-missyanacherie-at-manhattan-ny" class="tumblr_blog">bergdorfprincess</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Instagram: MissYanaCherie (at Manhattan, NY)</p></blockquote>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/50562863344http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/50562863344Wed, 15 May 2013 20:52:07 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f2bf4acf1b12124eaab942d4fd5df61/tumblr_mmuohtiOz91qa73u9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hiking with ma’ niggas (at Diamond Head Summit)</p>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/50505829755http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/50505829755Wed, 15 May 2013 07:27:29 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1bdb2430910f01885e89e319d4f01791/tumblr_mlfcb9FL4Q1qed4cmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/50455636326http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/50455636326Tue, 14 May 2013 13:50:46 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00dc12647b7e4efabf8bd55f9ddfbf6d/tumblr_mj4gcemYx11qkxrtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/50455612397http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/50455612397Tue, 14 May 2013 13:50:26 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9916e4b39180f897865ddb868ed24b14/tumblr_mmptrebNlB1qa73u9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy mother’s day! Thanks for everything & all that you’ve done for our family 💕 (Repost from my brother @yungsabadz)</p>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/50312627121http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/50312627121Sun, 12 May 2013 16:33:14 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/141278b02df2935ffe453e26a6c034cb/tumblr_mmmg9b9DwW1qa73u9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Congrats best friend!!! 👏🎉🎓</p>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/50149612581http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/50149612581Fri, 10 May 2013 20:48:47 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06827ef8895b74e755f714391cadc528/tumblr_mknwurBBwe1rrfixyo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/274586f6581853cac280cf6990a7b6cc/tumblr_mknwurBBwe1rrfixyo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b74002c36cbd8af5247f205d3dd05aa/tumblr_mknwurBBwe1rrfixyo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49896533763http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49896533763Tue, 07 May 2013 14:55:47 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d1e0c30b76580f64763fb2e9a84dd89/tumblr_mmfu3rFtWy1r1thfzo1_500.jpg"/><br/> instagram.com/p/WFW0UcOCee/#strght<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5735bf5c9aaee6efd4841fe71c518f9f/tumblr_mmfu3rFtWy1r1thfzo2_500.jpg"/><br/> instagram.com/p/YyaHGWOCfZ/#strght<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a19e8f3a93a3e236ce98618a57826186/tumblr_mmfu3rFtWy1r1thfzo5_500.jpg"/><br/> instagram.com/p/UZ1vOTuCQs/#strght<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15bd37e72aba2b6cfc9e1fefb7a42f5d/tumblr_mmfu3rFtWy1r1thfzo4_500.jpg"/><br/> instagram.com/p/Ys_ln0OCac/#strght<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4168d97f78c9d1581523f081105e213b/tumblr_mmfu3rFtWy1r1thfzo6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> instagram.com/p/YOMawfOCeN/#strght<br/><br/> <p><a href="http://blog.instagram.com/post/49881216133/strght" class="tumblr_blog">instagram</a>:</p> <blockquote><h1><strong>The Making Of: @strght Skateboards</strong></h1> <p class="intro"><i>For more photos from Strght Skateboards, be sure to follow @<a href="http://instagram.com/strght">strght</a> and check out their Photos of You section on your mobile device.</i></p> <p>Gabe Willis is a surfer—or at least he was until he moved from sunny San Diego to landlocked Oklahoma for college. Facing a sudden lack of waves, Gabe bought a skateboard and took to the streets, only to be left with a broken board after a few weeks. Rather than dip into his student budget for a new one, Gabe decided to try his hand at making one himself. Drawing inspiration from old-fashioned wooden boards and his family’s engraving company, he set to work and documented his process on Instagram as he went.</p> <p>As people saw the unique board he was creating, they wanted to figure out how to get one as well. Supported by the interest on Instagram, Gabe created the @strght account and began filling orders directly through Instagram. Now, seven months later, <a href="http://strght.com/">Strght</a> has expanded to four full-time employees and has begun to sell in stores and through web retailers.</p> <p>With the addition of <a href="http://blog.instagram.com/post/49445004952/photosofyou">Photos of You</a>, Strght put out a call to action asking their followers to add the @strght Instagram account to their photos of the boards. As a result, they and their followers are now able to see photos from happy customers across Instagram brought into one neat place.</p> <center><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/40b44e6273c9a94c1d4d47741724421b/tumblr_inline_mmg4abEJ0W1qz4rgp.png" width="250" alt="image"/></center></blockquote>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49896192368http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49896192368Tue, 07 May 2013 14:51:40 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ffyfi2k11rpvmgho1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ffyfi2k11rpvmgho2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ffyfi2k11rpvmgho3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ffyfi2k11rpvmgho4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://days-and-dust.tumblr.com/post/39596295733/moonblossom-kisskissbigbang-annaomgz">days-and-dust</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moonblossom.tumblr.com/post/36358000264/kisskissbigbang-annaomgz-never-scroll-past">moonblossom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kisskissbigbang.tumblr.com/post/35829833263/annaomgz-never-scroll-past-a-twerking">kisskissbigbang</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://annaomgz.tumblr.com/post/34236047282">annaomgz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.</p> </blockquote> <p>Officer Booty reporting for duty. </p> </blockquote> <p>Call of Booty</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>omfg</p> </blockquote>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49895638628http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49895638628Tue, 07 May 2013 14:44:56 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fx1a0Wlb1qcsnnso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49388278825http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49388278825Wed, 01 May 2013 12:02:19 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11a5e12ad2b500b303cd076790d013a1/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/34e65befe23a85ee01f813ad9d460cbc/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f47e6ede2de683636fd23ad16ddcc356/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cff93809a4e7149eb2e0ff39f0c1169e/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ba2225da3fd643befe5c90598ab0e33/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd80552d853bf4222b7269055681f6f3/tumblr_mi4r01B09o1qzhfrho6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mocha-fappuccino.tumblr.com/post/47625763723/epic-lee-wtf-this-is-what-college-feels-like">mocha-fappuccino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://epic-lee.tumblr.com/post/43012487287/wtf-this-is-what-college-feels-like">epic-lee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WTF THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE</p> </blockquote> <p>YES THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE IS LIKE</p> </blockquote>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49387696923http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49387696923Wed, 01 May 2013 11:54:43 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hvnwsoV41qa0v77o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-guardian-of-snow-days.tumblr.com/post/42143484104/jolly-coalition-of-dancing-milesjai">the-guardian-of-snow-days</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jolly-coalition-of-dancing.tumblr.com/post/37930607875/milesjai-ruoloc-nants-ingonyama-bagithi-baba">jolly-coalition-of-dancing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://milesjai.tumblr.com/post/37439150982/ruoloc-nants-ingonyama-bagithi-baba-there">milesjai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ruoloc.tumblr.com/post/37411990644/nants-ingonyama-bagithi-baba-there-comes-a">ruoloc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <pre class="LYRICS">Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama</pre> </blockquote> <p>I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS</p> </blockquote> <p>it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just</p> <p>yup</p> <p>that’s a lion</p> <p>this movie’s about a lion</p> <p>just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c9a553ed3dfab0e658339f9351e99542/tumblr_inline_mhmcd6H7FS1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49386056083http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49386056083Wed, 01 May 2013 11:33:29 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2375b819a21da1e5f38f49f01fb4a3ac/tumblr_mlg7j5I1981rhonuho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d89a86bc9deb47a3becb6fe6d301d2d/tumblr_mlg7j5I1981rhonuho1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/598c29103c064b3c7355b69820340721/tumblr_mlg7j5I1981rhonuho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63a87ccac4684164dcb36d2f34c9c048/tumblr_mlg7j5I1981rhonuho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hesbell.tumblr.com/post/48831143932/treehouse-mansion">hesbell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loogguitars.tumblr.com/post/48705065040/treehouse-mansion">loogguitars</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Steve and Jeri wanted to build their grandkids a treehouse. We want Steve and Jeri to be our grandparents. </p> </blockquote> <p>Never in my life have I been more jealous </p> </blockquote>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49242962896http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49242962896Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:57:55 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8ohrP0TE1qfdwsio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49242308073http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49242308073Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:42:42 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d7f9f758981f8407254becf2d82a13a3/tumblr_mm1jcoQGWG1qa73u9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ども ありがとうござい @apreeezzo!! 😁🍱🍣</p>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49215465353http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49215465353Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:46:00 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de255e73f3cdec833174b84ad6078a1c/tumblr_mlyip7xzZI1qa73u9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy birthday @sharrrrann!!! 😁🎉🎂 #TequilaRose #TestTubeShooters</p>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49077464455http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/49077464455Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:39:06 -1000testtubeshooterstequilarose<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cca20b18d788f9f1ad56a5237875be21/tumblr_mk59ymkHJZ1qcvxkso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d58d7d8ef1e6a60044cec1e6a9db861/tumblr_mk59ymkHJZ1qcvxkso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/48983670814http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/48983670814Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:27:41 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7deab8fe1d84068ac64238e2236b3ae5/tumblr_mkvb9sUYuo1rn4t8co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://palavre.tumblr.com/post/48942099390" class="tumblr_blog">palavre</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>!</p></blockquote>http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/48977510649http://daanyell.tumblr.com/post/48977510649Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:58:16 -1000